What the HELL is Your Problem?!

Well, there is never a day that goes by that I don't get myself into some sort of trouble.
Just the other day I created a conflict that shot a jolt of fear into my heart...and I thought I almost died.

Josh, my sister Monica, and I were going to meet Naylie in the mall. Everything went well except for the occassional rage outbursts I had towards stupid loser Utah drivers who DRIVE 5 @#$!&*#!@$%*!@#!$#&*^$#$@#!$ MILES AN HOUR IN THE PASSING LANE!!!
I tend to have road rage quite a bit, but it is always targeted toward the people who deserve it.
Anyway, we finally make it down skyline, past the Denny's and movie theatre, and we're waiting for a green light.

We're the first car to be stopped at the light, and eventually a line of cars begin to form behind us.
For fun, I tell Josh and Monica that I'm going to look at the people next to me until they get uncomfortable ( I had time, that light lasts FOREVER)

I tried...but they would NEVER look over. So I "Slipped," and honked on the horn.
They looked over, and I dead-fish gazed back (I'm such a loser)They just smiled, and waved, and then pretty much all of us in the car started waving back.
Then I started being obnoxious. I pretended like my car horn got stuck (It happened once before) and so my horn just kept blasting.

Now that I look back, I realize how dumb and annoying I was. If anybody else at that light started doing that, I'd probably be pissed.

But that's not the point.

The point is, this angry old man in the lane next to me swung open his car door. Josh had his window down, and for a split second it looked like the angry old man was going to dive in our car, and kill me.

We all freaked out:
"No, I'm sorry...my horn got stuck, I'll fix it when I get home....Ooops."
But he didn't hear us. He had stormed out of his car, and ran up to the car BEHIND us.
"What the hell is your problem?!?! What the #@$%&!@&*#@!$#?!?!?!?!"
The poor lady behind us had her mouth wide open in shock.
Just as he started to turn around, the light turned green, and we sped and squealed off into the distance...terrified.

When he first jumped out of the car, I thought he was some law enforcement officer because he had some logo on his shirt. I don't know WHO he was. All I could think about is the absurdity of the situation.

We all thought that he almost tried to kill us.But he was pissed at the car behind us because his hearing aid wasn't working probably.

Geez. That was awkward.