It Must Be An Omen...

Well, something terrible has happened.

TERRIBLE!

I stopped at the mall before I had to finish last minute errands before school started again.
Walking through the parking lot to get back to my car, I saw a mungo raven on a vehicle I was passing.

It had a piece of ice in its death beak.

When I walked past it, it flapped its mighty wings, and soared ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE DAMN PARKING LOT TO LAND ON MY CAR!

Now, this wasn't a short journey.

This was all the way across the parking lot.

My car was parked by itself.

BY ITSELF!

Bloody Hell.

And this beast soared over all the possible landing spots, and ended up on the roof of MY car.

Great.

It dropped the piece of ice on the roof, crapped all over my car, and then soared away.

Laughing.

This morning, I woke up late, and while I was driving, the car died. AGAIN.

I had to pop the hood to get it to start again.

Such fun.

Such fun.

GAHGAHGAHGHAGHAH.

There was a truck in the parking lot today, and it had snow in it.

SNOW!

I was so excited. Trevor and I decided to have a fun, youthful snowball fight.

Everything went joyously, and I grabbed a ton of snow to stuff down his shirt.

It was going to be funny.

FUNNY!

But he freaked out and ran around the truck like a girl.

Then he chucked a freaking ice ball at my eye.

OW!

I saw spots, and then my entire left eye watered so much I looked like I had been sobbing for hours.

With only half of my face.

The owners of the truck (Some tourists) came down and asked us if we were messing with the snow in the back.

"Nooooooo.....uh...you have snow in your truck?"

Awkward.

They left.

I went to open the door to my car, and found I didn't have my keys.

Going up to the school, I searched EVERYWHERE, remembering a little later that I had left them at the car already.

Oops.

So now I have a disease in my eye from filthy snow.

The hood of my car is disgusting, and I haven't cleaned it yet because I'm lazy.

And I'm afraid I'm going to end up dying one of these days because of my near-exploding car.

Such fun!

You're all invited to my funeral by the way.

Whenever it happens.

Probably within the next couple days.

Toodles!