Friendship Story (Full of Inside Jokes)

This is the life and times of Morgan and Melissa, more commonly known as MeliMorg.

They met one glorious Summer during a wonderful production of Grease. Many people did not accept Melissa, but Morgan seemed to tolerate her fairly well. However, everyone found that Melissa had exceptional talent with a "fog machine." She would create misty effects, and it would look like steam would rise from nowhere. Until this day, no one EVER knew the mystery of the "Beauty Schol Dropout" Kick-ass special effects. Morgan admired Melissa's extreme talent, and how she handled the smoke machine so well.

In fact, Morgan was so envious of Melissa's skill that she came to Tuacahn to learn from this great "master." From this grew a friendship and bond so strong.

The beginning of the year was filled with joy, glee, and fun movie nights.
Like the time Melissa and her wonderful friend Trevor came to Morgan's humble abode for a motion picture session, and decided on the movie "May." This movie was so disturbing that they turned to each other for mental support, and the bond was only strengthened.

Things were still bright and happy for the two friends, and they took a journey down to Cedar City to watch a production filled with Christmas Joy and Wonder. There was a backdrop filled with sparkly lights that filled Melissa with awe, for she had such a strong connection to technical theatre "magic tricks." Trying to share her enthusiasm, Melissa kept clutching on to Morgan, "Look, do you see? DO YOU SEE? DAMNIT MORGAN! LOOK AT THE SPARKLES!"
Morgan did not seem to share the same glee, but then again, tables were turned on the drive home when Morgan experienced her first snowfall. Wyoming girl Melissa was not impressed with the measly amount of snowflakes falling from the sky, but at least PRETENDED to be happy for her glorious friend. Something that Morgan didn't do for Melissa at the Christmas Production. (There's no bitter feelings there though, of course.) They stopped at a rest stop so Melissa could take a picture of Morgan in her first snowfall. However, Melissa's honey-mustard sauce she had previously left on the dashboard ruined the shot. Oops.

However, days and months past, and Morgan and Melissa were dealing with so many people who kept driving them insane. Slowly, they both began to lose the urge to live. Their life forces were being sucked out, and they had given up on life.

The fact that they both felt similar feelings of intense hatred towards the world still connected them even further. At least they both knew that they could no longer live anymore, and that they were to be buried together...in one tomb, and would find each other in a hundred lifetimes after the world exploded, and they would be the only 2 people left, along with 10 or so hot, studly Chipendale men for breeding purposes, and who would live in caves so they would not bother Melissa and Morgan who would reign together in the world above.

The End.